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RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum (www.404media.co)

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”