Nothing about pineapples?

I mean, all things considered...it's not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don't lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.

404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”

Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy

Cool as a cucumber, as the saying goes. Boner points for the B Vitamins!

Beef lobby??

Lol

Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.

I could see RFK doing this

Roses are red

He wants us to respect him

But:

Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms

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*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum

@grok, is stuffing a sealed jar of food up my ass just as good as stuffing raw produce up my ass?

In his defense, the products are chosen solely for their nutritional value and absolutely not for "deviant reasons" as he'd say