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RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum (www.404media.co)

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 hours ago

I mean, all things considered...it's not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don't lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.