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I'm not sure what shape a hearth is.
It's the massive stone slab that lies in front of a fireplace, stops stray sparks for burning holes in your carpet or floorboards and burning the house down.
They're usually half-tonne rectangles of granite. Fair play to the lad for digging one out and carrying it home, it's normally a job for a forklift.
Tbf he did say it was hearth shaped not hearth sized, which I guess just means rectangular? Idk
Yeah I was going to guess rectangular.
I thought it was a typo for heart based on the picture
Nonsense. It was an important story, and OOP would have checked for spelling.
did some quick doodles for you
idk whether that makes sense to anyone but me 😅
Booba?