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Anon finds a cool rock (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] addie@feddit.uk 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the massive stone slab that lies in front of a fireplace, stops stray sparks for burning holes in your carpet or floorboards and burning the house down.

They're usually half-tonne rectangles of granite. Fair play to the lad for digging one out and carrying it home, it's normally a job for a forklift.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf he did say it was hearth shaped not hearth sized, which I guess just means rectangular? Idk

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah I was going to guess rectangular.