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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 69 points 1 day ago (6 children)

No biggie. In less than a week we'll have thousands of Chinese Amazon sellers providing these tools to everyone for lose to.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You can find them next to the 10mm sockets under your workbench.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but. If they add enough "special" things you need, that will reduce the number of average people and independent mechanics that will go through the trouble of getting all the "special" tools. Thier goal isn't to stop you. It's to inconvenience enough people so that they won't bother. Which drives more business to thier shops, which in turn makes them more money. And since they are publicly traded, it doesn't even have to actually make them money. Just make the market think it might.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Its all a plan. People think I'm a conspiracy nut when i explain it. I think they're dumb for not seeing it. Capitalism is the best planned scam.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I tie it all into how a public company's board has a fiduciary responsability to the shareholders legally. Which means they can (and often do) get sued for doing whats best for the customer over the shareholders. It sometimes clicks with people.
And many who don't see it aren't dumb per se. They are more or less refusing to see it because they would have to realize that they are the slaves or pawns, or cogs in the machine. And they are not in control of thier destiny. Thats a hard thing for a lot of people to swalllow. Especially since there isn't much they can do about it.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

You would think it should be in the company (and its shareholders) interests to make a product that people really want to buy, instead of becoming increasingly hostile to their customers.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

This is the only focus on the ultra wealthy market, let the wanna be people pay too much, and fuck the rest of the low profit margin people.

Good news is this how you get a French/Russian Revolution. Eventually.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's almost, as if the article answers that question with a resounding "no, that's not going to help either."

But the novelty wears off the moment you consider the physics. Because this head prioritizes branding over utility, neither the bit nor the screw head can withstand the torque of a standard Torx or Hex fastener. The result? Broken bits, stripped screws, and more time spent on what would otherwise be a simple task.

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

neither the bit nor the screw head can withstand the torque of a standard Torx or Hex fastener

Which "standard" Torx head? Maximum torque of 0.43Nm of a T5? Or maybe 10.5Nm of a T20? 132Nm of a T50? T60 is rated for 437Nm.

If you need a bolt that can handle 50Nm, you put a head that's sized to that on the bolt.
If it's a Torx, you put a T40. If it's Hex, you put an 8mm on it. And if it's a stupid BMW one, you pick the size that can handle 50Nm. The shape doesn't matter.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, security screws are security theatre. I had an electronics screw driver set that came with a bunch of the rarer screw bits by default. Actually ran into one I didn't have, then noticed another set with that one (plus other features like the long bendy bit for hard to reach screws) next time I was in the tool section and just bought it.

That said, I won't be needing this one. Driving a BMW would go against the image I'm trying to cultivate of not being an asshole.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

BMW drivers have this fame of being douchebags (most absolutely are) , which makes me wonder, how the hell do we describe Tesla drivers then?

Nazi collaborators

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

In my head that sounds like what they actually want to be called, not what they are. I'm pretty sure those drivers actually want to come across as arrogant.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Until you're halfway through putting in new brake pads and realize you need a specialty bit and now you're stuck without a working car until you get that Amazon package.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

At that point that bolt is getting destructively removed and replaced with a different bolt from the hardware store. Unless they have custom thread pitches, there's going to be an easy replacement.

Edit but I don't own a BMW and never will, my first car was the bargainest basement commuter car and my next one will be too.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 0 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

That would be circumventing a protection mechanism. Isn't that a violation of the DMCA in the US?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Yes and and violating anti-circumvention is now a crime... not a civil offense, prison. For repairing an item that you own.

I guess that's what we, the labor class, get for not spending tens of millions of dollars on lobbyists like the Founding Fathers intended.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 5 points 20 hours ago

Amazon does not want to enforce this. By the time one seller is banned, 10 new accounts sell the same thing again.

[–] Zanz@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

No. It is a physical item. So long as 5here is no branding it would be fine

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The digital millennium copyright act? That thing that companies use to take down copyright violation videos and photos?

I think this is more likely patent law which is not something that has ever stopped Chinese manufacturing from producing cheaper alternatives to the same concept.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

The DMCA has a section that says (high level) it is illegal to circumvent a technological protection measure that protects copyrighted materials. DMCA was used for years to prevent farmers from repairing their John Deere's equipment themselves. They only got that 2 years ago after a legal battle. So the question is: can a fancy screw be considered a TPM?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

DMCA is interpreted very widely.

It criminalizes circumventing anything that could be used to protect copywritten information. So they just add copywritten stuff where it isn't needed to criminalize anything they don't want you to do. It's why washing machines now have proprietary software and circuit boards instead of mechanical switches and why printer ink cartridges have chips on board.