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US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables (futurism.com)
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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND... vitamin kink!

Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

(thanks Grok!)