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With no access to crypto, disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is now trading fish to pay for services in prison (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 1 year ago by csolisr@communities.azkware.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] livus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It feels like it originates with his publicist.

I fact checked the bit about mackerel and it sounds like everyone uses it in prison over there, so he's just doing what all the other inmates do.

Whatever happened to chocolate.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought cigarettes were still the main currency.

[–] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cigarettes are banned in the Federal prison system, and most other state prisons as far as I'm aware.