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Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Would be a good alt history if ted Kennedy did cocaine instead of alcohol and didnt crash in Chappaquiddick. Then he could've won the 1976 election and come up with an even more deranged coked up idea to save the hostages in Iran.