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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

Well, it has been a loong hard ~~day~~

~~week~~

~~year~~

~~decade~~

life.

It's been a long hard life. Just think. He's only 32. He wasn't even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I'm unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it's all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily "What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?"

And the answer is always "Yes."