this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

[โ€“] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.