this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I stand just shy of 300 feet tall and my beard is made of tentacles. I speak smoothly the lost language of R'lyeh and let me tell you- there's plenty of fish in the sea

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'm 12 miles tall and eat planets for fun. This crazy chick has followed me across half the galaxy on a surfboard and wont leave me alone.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 51 minutes ago

I am the concept of height itsself.

Everyone is obsessed with me.