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Pentagon shoots down US Customs and Border Protection drone with laser system, lawmakers say | CNN (www.cnn.com)

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“These agencies will continue to work on increased cooperation and communication to prevent such incidents in the future.”

Now THAT is how you turn a lose into a win on your performance review!

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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If these dipshits think that they can fuck around with a military base the way they've been fucking around with Minneapolis, then I think they're about to learn a hard lesson. MPs don't take any shit when it comes to station security.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That’s right, Mandrake