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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 18 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

If these dipshits think that they can fuck around with a military base the way they've been fucking around with Minneapolis, then I think they're about to learn a hard lesson. MPs don't take any shit when it comes to station security.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That’s right, Mandrake

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda surprising they didn't tell the military they were flying a drone near a military base actually.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 34 points 16 hours ago

Given the kind of incompetent fuckwits they've been hiring, that's not surprising at all, really.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

How much did the drone cost and how much does the fancy laser system cost to operate? In other words, how much taxpayer money was just wasted on this??

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 19 points 16 hours ago

Because Taxpayers paid for both it cancels out! Efficiency!

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

The US military budget is inflated as hell, but lasers are neat for this kind of stuff precisely because shooting something down costs only the electricity needed to power the laser, instead of a missile or some fancy airburst shells.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That’s great but this incident still wasted tax dollars nonetheless

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

the money was already wasted, this incident didn't waste shit. all that happened was the money being spent on this particular weapon has been ended. in the long run, it probably saved the taxpayers some money.

and quite frankly, if the US government wants to shoot down its own military hardware, then by golly we should let them. the fewer weapons a fascist terrorist regime has, the better.