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That's why the US likes to keep a well stocked under class which makes the Army one of the few options to get out of abject poverty.
"I had to join this gang that kills 160 in a girls schools on the first day of our unprovoked war because I really wanted to go to university"
This is what I want to hear in my imaginary court so I can have a laugh while sentencing this fucker to his deserved hanging.
Don't forget giving young people in legal trouble an alternative to having a crime on their record or going to prison. Just enlist instead and all will be forgotten!