this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
1402 points (97.8% liked)

Memes

54779 readers
1588 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml
cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml
1402
Imperial soldiers be like (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
128 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"I had to join this gang that kills 160 in a girls schools on the first day of our unprovoked war because I really wanted to go to university"
This is what I want to hear in my imaginary court so I can have a laugh while sentencing this fucker to his deserved hanging.