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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It'll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you're too cold they'll wait until you come back up to temp.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis?

What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, that's probably a part of the test. 😏

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 11 hours ago

Id have won the micro penis contest if it wasn't for those meddling asexuals.