Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Is this jimmy from mr beast
Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he's got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts.
I hope he did anyway cause he's gonna get sought out.
I'm pretty sure most new born boys have a larger penis than that... I struggle to believe that his tool would really be THAT tiny.
I looked it up, it's just short of a centimeter. There are women with a bigger clit than that.
"Chef, where can I find the clitoris?"
"Well, Stanley. In this man's pants is something resembling that"
Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric
There's a "hold on loosely" reference to be made here that I'm not witty enough to come up with right now.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.
Ironic big dick energy.
Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
By way of metaphor and ratio! Dude's packing confidence and balls
I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
I fooled around with a guy who had a pretty small dick, that thing got hard as a rock, it was pretty cool.
Yo!
I'm feeling large and in charge right now!
1/2 inch penis men, assemble!
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
so, i guess it's nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the body types seen in porn.
You do occasionally see flaccid cocks in media and IRL, but only from guys confident enough to show it in the first place, which skews public perception a fair bit.
I went to school with a girl who'd only ever seen erections drawn. To her first boyfriend, she said "is that it?" the first time she saw a boner. It was a perfectly average cock, but she'd been expecting something the size of a cucumber
I live in an area of Germany where nudist beaches (FKK in Germany) are very popular, and it doesn't seem to help body dismorphia at all
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him."
Even this topic brings out the political divide.
I like his moxy
Hopefully The Donald drops trousers so we can compare and contrast.
why would he do that. his whole body is one giant penis.
now those hands....those are baby hands. kinda makes sense why he's into little girls if that's what he's been jorkin with all his life.
Flood of dick pics incoming he gonna need to build an ark
It's a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.
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