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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 35 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

Good old roflcopter.

Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Making me wanna put the old lollerskates back on or perhaps pet my dear old cat, roofles tenten mayo.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 25 points 16 hours ago

No, here's the gif: roflgif

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

ROFLMAO

Doot do da do do