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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My wife's dog once ate (and passed) an underwire bra in full with no issues

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could she still wear the bra?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

The bra did not fair well on its journey ..

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My dog chewed up some razors once (the sort with lots of blades - I had a fun time making sure each blade was accounted for and he didn't swallow any) and I thought that was maximal dog silliness, but maybe it was because he liked the taste of the gel. Why would a dog ever eat a whole bra?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

He was not a discerning creature, I believe he likes to grab things off the washing line, he was also a 65kg Labradoodle (not fat), so didn't really have trouble with bigish things