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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I offered my dog a chocolate once and he said "do i look like a goddamn fatass?" and then slapped it out of my hand and slammed the door

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Fatphobic and ungrateful? Your dog is an asshole; you got a vacuum at all?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)