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Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade tells oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz: "Show some guts and go through that strait and do it" (www.mediamatters.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mvilain@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I wonder if Brian wears a condom when he does it.

[–] NorskSud@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think he does it, that might be the main problem actually.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

“If it’s a couch, it counts!” - JD Vance explaining how he’s had 500 sex partners

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Brian should show some guts

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

He does, but he doesn’t actually know where it goes

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

His dad should have. Now the mess he made is on national TV.