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Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade tells oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz: "Show some guts and go through that strait and do it" (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

No. Reinsurance "scheme" lets an insurer transfer all risk. If US government is willing to pay the insurer $100M, then they will charge the ship $1M or $99M for the voyage, but keep $100M total. Brian Kilmede will not volunteer to be crew on the ships no matter the pay, either.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Should've involuntarily added him to the crew of that genius "submarine". Missed our chance.