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[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good now challenge citizenship of all white ppl

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 7 points 23 hours ago

EZPZ.

Find red districts.

Cross reference with public address information.

Automate the challenge process.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

GO BACK TO EUROPE YOU PALE, TERRITORIAL CHEESEWHEATS

edited to add specificity

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

"John Smith"? Doesn't sound like a local name to me! Yeah don't bother with the Dakota people ancestry either. They aint from around here. Oh you claim the land belongs to Paleoindian people called 'Ugluk' or 'Kroar'? Well fuck off, glyptodonts should rule this place.