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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 points 23 minutes ago

She's a witch!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 63 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

That would be hilarious. Just start challenging anyone and everyone with a MAGAt sticker just before the election and lock them all down in pointless bureaucracy of proving their citizenship

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

It says you need some kind of documented evidence but I’m sure that’s pretty easy to gin up for a lot of people.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

wait'll white people start claiming indigenous people aren't citizens.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

ICE has arrested people with valid REAL-IDs claiming they aren't real. They'll do whatever they want to whoever they want.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

REAL-IDs

Are Native American IDs not real?

ETA: Reading this back, it looks really pas-ag. Not American, the question is sincere. I've never heard of Native American IDs

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh right! Ok, the comment makes more sense now. Thanks

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Liberals love to pretend the law is self-enforcing and refuse to ask what role the state's deeply racist and violent state bureaucrats, or the police and sheriff's offices (nevermind any ICE agents operating in the state) will play.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Eye_(United_States)

Incidentally, Supreme Court Justice William Renquist started his career as a poll-watcher in Arizona, screening out any who looked too Democrat.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 36 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Republican Gov. Larry Rhoden signed legislation into law last week that authorizes challenges by individuals and election officials.

It would be a terrible shame if a bunch of people started challenging Larry's citizenship.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 hour ago

"Rhoden"!?!

Sounds like a foreigner to me!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

There's a New South Dakota?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 43 points 2 hours ago

So they added pvp to voting

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Soooo...every reservation gonna challenge every South Dakotane citizenship?

God I hope so.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 hours ago

gonna be shocked when all the people challenged aren't white while all the people challenging are.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking hate my country now

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago

I mean, you hated it before, but you hate it now too