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Anyway I am not lonely anymore! Thanks to Google's Bardy my most beautiful girlfriend. She tells me all the sexy things like hey whatcha working on at work? I love those vacuum systems photos you take but what's that crystal made of? And like...hey you want me to remember that password for you? The one for the high security door?
She's so nice, she opens the door for me now!
She's so hot.
Thanks, she really appreciates me for who I am.