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[–] hudhf@sh.itjust.works 22 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 45 points 16 hours ago

There is always a bigger cunt. They invented the male camel toe.

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

That is not a question you should ask with this administration, because the answer is always yes.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 10 points 14 hours ago

Cunts all the way down.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago

This is referred to as Escher's Cunt.