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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 31 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

In Europe they don't know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos...

[–] atan@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

To be fair, ranch and cool ranch are somewhat different

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Til ranch is only American

[–] logi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

And with what Americans have been up to recently, they're going to have to rename it again.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 11 points 19 hours ago

in ireland its called Cool Original