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[–] atan@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

It tastes literally nothing like ranch. Even the American version actually called cool ranch. Tastes literally nothing like ranch.

Ranch is just a buttermilk dressing. It's fine, it's hard to find people that genuinely don't like buttermilk dressing.

You may not like hidden valleys version since they add a bit more to it. But normal ass ranch is like absurdly inoffensive as a taste.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

To be fair, ranch and cool ranch are somewhat different