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Anon blows his dad's mind (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They would probably rub on the ground

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Or, or, the male horses with nipples spent too much time poking their own nipples with their penis for sexual stimulation and it means they removed themselves from the gene pool.

This means male horses selected for less and less prominent nipples until they became completely flat chested.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I like the way you think.