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Anon blows his dad's mind (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I always hate when people ask why men have nipples.

Its so you can fucking breast feed, Greg! Just cause you aren't doesnt make them useless, your body wanted the option, your shame about not taking advantage of that has nothing on biology.