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[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 42 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

I have no opinion on if God is NB. But he's very clearly in a same-sex union with Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago

The Holy Throuple

[–] danglybits27@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago

The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit, gaymen.

[–] RainbowHedgehog@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

they just call each other daddy

[–] cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

God is a power bottom in the throuple with his son and a ghostly entity

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That really isn't that weird in the grande scheme of things

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

or particularly unusual for deities

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago

I've had a pastor argue it a number of years ago and it did make sense at the time, it was based on how God referred to using a feminate city name or something similar

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, God is a Trinity. Therefore they're nonbinary. Also, since the religious right doesn't want to imagine God as using their obviously male penis in any way, shape, or form, they're asexual.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

So God is a Thruple, got it.