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“God is nonbinary”: GOP activates over Talarico’s past comments characterizing him as too radical for Texas
(www.texastribune.org)
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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Nah, God is a Trinity. Therefore they're nonbinary. Also, since the religious right doesn't want to imagine God as using their obviously male penis in any way, shape, or form, they're asexual.
So God is a Thruple, got it.