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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, I guess this is true if you've never read a book before...

[–] The_Surviv0r@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah they should have read great hits like The Lusty Argonian Maid!

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I tried reading a book once, but the controls were too fiddly and my progress through the main quest was too slow.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

There was no repeatable sidequests too. Where's the replayability?

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And thus choose your own adventure books are reborn

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Also fiddly controls.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Just reload previous save states