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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh right. The "liberal news media." The one that's owned by six billionaires. The one that sucks up to Trump constantly. The one that's constantly doing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in response to Trump's demented bullshit. THAT liberal news media.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry about the loss of your arm. :(

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but his other arm is fine, so… it's definitely a choice in this case. lol

[–] tehfishman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Another victim of the liberal news media!

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry to burst your bubble but Liberals ARE right wingers.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry but that's incorrect.

It just means privately owned in this context.

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

You are privately owned