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[–] marighost@piefed.social 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

She also searched for her own net worth, which is super embarrassing.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's interesting. On the surface one might assume she's just dumb and doesn't understand how to assess her finances, but I wonder if there's more to it; maybe she already knew her net worth (or didn't particularly care), but wanted to know what other people say her net worth is.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ngl, if I had "people googling my net worth" money, I'd check at least once lol

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

She didn't. She was in the hole $1.5M. There's a whole series of fraud cases which are basically her singled-handed personal ponzi scheme of bad loans that are still pending trial.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

What is it with these people? One thing is just never enough. If she had just killed her husband that's fine, if he was just scamming people that's fine, but if you can't stick to one crime at a time honey you're gonna get caught 👁️👄👁️💅🏾