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Afroman for US President. He's just as qualified as the current one
Even more qualified. Being a decent human being makes You more qualified. Being able to put together a coherent sentence makes You more qualified. It is, in fact, difficult to imagine someone less qualified to be president, than Trump.
Hey, don't slander Trump like that! I'm sure there are plenty of newborn babies out there whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant. At least one of them must be less qualified than him, statistically.
Incorrect. Trump is the most unqualified.
Surely he can't be less qualified than Don Jr and Eric, though?
That's not a high bar to clear TBH
I was gonna clear the bar, but it was too high.
Explaining the joke always makes it funnier.
That was sarcasm. It was used to express that jokes become less humorous when someone tries to explain them.
I thought that was grounds for disqualification?
Worth pointing out that Afroman is a dedicated Trumper and likened the raid on his home to the FBI raid on Maralago during the documents case.
Smh
Oof. This really shifts my perception of him.
If we accept Afroman now he may just be ready in time for 2028. If we don't it's going to be another 2016.
@UnspecificGravity Honestly, he strikes me as just kind of dumb and immature. "Hunter Got High". Oh, that's very clever, Joe. I bet the other kids at the food court after school found it hilarious. He's like a stoner version of John Valby.
That is basically every Trumper I know in real life. Just really stupid and childish people who respond to memes as if they are actual information upon which to make a decision.
Mostly they are also too stupid and lazy to actually vote, so they are relatively harmless.
Until they're weaponized...
Totally. These are the kinds of people that end up as suicide bombers.
Can't pass Basic, can't be a little soldier? Might as well be the weapon. 🤷🏽♂️🤢
I wouldn't be opposed to him running as a Republican...
https://allhiphop.com/news/afroman-addresses-patriotic-photo-opp-with-donald-trump/
But he sure as shit shouldn't be allowed to take a spot in any election from an actual Dem.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
My man 😎
First snoop now this, are there no actual hoopy froods in the rap game?
Froods are rare on this planet, hoopy ones even more so.
My frood
He’s going to need a lot more felonies.
Watched his testimony. Aftoman is intelligent, thoughtful, and well-spoken - way more qualified than the Rapist-in-Chief.