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Tinder scanning my photo library, reading my diary and social media. Then it automatically generates perfect pictures and text for my dating profile. Then an AI bot looks at profiles for me and chats with other AI bots to set up dates. It then automatically adds a date to my calendar and makes a reservation in a restaurant. Nice.
Leads to my favorite punchline/rebuttal combo "do you need the robot to fuck your wife for you too?"
So, AIs are going to be breeding humans. And that brings us one step closer to the Matrix.
AI government assigned wife as a default.
People will outsource their thinking, decisions, everything to their AI overlords.
You will have no agency and be happy.
Honestly, that sounds like a great experience.
It might actually lead to a relationship though, so there's no way Tinder will make it so easy.
Oh yeah, it takes out all the humanity put of the dating experience, so that you can just focus on the transactional sex.
And all it costs you is ALL of your privacy
Burn it to the ground
So arranged marriage?
Yes, but AI arranged.