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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes some changes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 81 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 45 points 2 days ago

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

[–] gurty@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…

Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 1 day ago

Speaking from experience

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone