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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering
(montreal.ctvnews.ca)
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If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.
Lower.
Lower.
Too low!
Lower…
fuck yeah, spread it
wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?
The intro went so hard
get in the flex neshus, shinji
create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash
It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.
I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend
This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade
what the fuck is a bird
So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.
Source: I made it up