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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 38 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

How can you pack so many high level idiots in a single country? truly a feat.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

Well you see, half the voters decided it would be a good idea to elect total outsiders with no relevant education or experience, whose only qualification was a willingness to say crazy shit out loud. The unqualified outsider-in-chief has now packed high-level offices with his favorite TV and podcast personalities, who also have no relevant education or experience but have made a living saying crazy shit out loud.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago

It's easy when you kick out all the smart ones, or render their fields of study obsolete by ceasing to pay for their research, forcing them overseas.