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Turpentine story (lemmy.world)

submitted 12 hours ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 hours ago

Activated charcoal is a decent idea within a few hours. Days after you’ve ingested fucking turpentine, you’ve long since passed the point of no return. From what I recall, charcoal prevents additional absorption, it doesn’t leech out poison like some sort of magic second liver.

Though that was assuredly their joke. Just one infuriatingly insane statement after another.