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[โ€“] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?

[โ€“] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?