This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??
Nah...
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This feels like maybe I've had my internet quota for the day??
Nah...

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Mormon Jesus (well, I think, that's the only group I've seen using this) painting has an understandable reaction.
Tiddies
The Aristocrats!
How, just how would he know this stuff? Did he break his arms?
Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?