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Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn (lawsuit.org)

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not about confession. It's about "Jesus died for your sins". If his sacrifice "saves" you from your deepest, darkest perversions, the deeper and darker those perversions, the more meaningful the sacrifice.

Did he die just to save you from the perils of having lusted over an exposed ankle? Or does his sacrifice cover the 20 hours a week you spend fantasizing about hot Asian femboys pounding your tight ass?

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ah ok I never thought of it that way. That makes sense in a weird way (sorry)

Ps after 20 hours of ass pounding I'd need more than my soul to be saved 😅