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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance (www.9news.com.au)

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

yeah but you just know he'd put an old cast iron dutch oven straight in the dishwashes and then the cupboard

he whistles in the woods at night and in the house in the day

he painted his backdoor blue

he shoots birds at the window with a bb gun

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

...whats wrong with a blue backdoor?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago

appalachian folklore. it invites vile spirits into your home