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‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive (www.theguardian.com)

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Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 48 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Did the other one effectively receive his limp penis?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 10 hours ago

One must assume that he did not know his judo well for a penis to remain flaccid in his grip.