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And that’s basically it!
I hope this will inspire countless Australians to know their judo well.
One of the most bogan things.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos
C’mon, you can’t post this and not link the video
Ah thank you. I've been meaning to watch this
Such a proper gentleman.
As in cacti?
Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?
Did the other one effectively receive his limp penis?
One must assume that he did not know his judo well for a penis to remain flaccid in his grip.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
From his wiki:
Asked why he made such a show during the arrest, he said he wanted to appear crazy so he might be placed into an asylum where it would be easier to escape.
Apparently he was a grifter and was using so many fake credit cards that an American Express investigator was there and called the cops.
Crazy that he admits to it
He maintained that he was innocent in this particular instance and was bot convicted for it. He did admit to other crimes.
so the crime was eating a succulent chinese meal all along
Less the eating, more the not paying for the 100th time
Funny thing is he wasn’t the one using a fraudulent card that day.
Dude’s whole life is crazy, including with breaking out of multiple orphanages, writing plays in prison with a notable Australian playwright, and being tangentially involved with the Australian Manson family.
Yet it was a case of mistaken identity on the day
So did he know his judo well?
I do not wish to live in this timeline anyomore.
Why? Do you disagree that the video became a part of not only Australian, but also the global zeitgeist? National archives should preserve culture as whole, not just what is labelled as high culture.
It is very fine ad libertam prose, indeed. Quite. Mmhm. I SAY SIR! Let go of my penis.