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[โ€“] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can Google and find results for that ranch recipe. Not sure how it compares to the original.

[โ€“] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Got a link? I found one AJC article with a recipe for the tuna salad, which uses the ranch dressing as an ingredient, but it doesn't include a recipe for the dressing itself.

"That" ranch recipe, from that specific restaurant, is noticeably different from any ranch I've had anywhere else. Random southern-style ranch recipes aren't what I'm looking for.