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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every day is April Fools Day with that clown

[–] atropa@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

With all due respect to you, but now you are insulting clows by comparing them to a criminal

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Thank you. My favorite drummer's entire family was clowns and they were the nicest people.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, then hes the most criminal clown since John Wayne Gacy

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

He's killed much more than Gacy.

He's a sad april fool's day clown